I don't care who you are or where you are from. Hannah Montana shirts should never, ever be available in adult sizes. Someone people explain this to the people at the local Walmart because, some how, it's just not getting through to them.
Also, it is almost 9:20 on a Thursday night. There are midnight showing of Twilight that are going to start in about 2.5 hours. If you are at a midnight showing of Twilight, I hope you get pneumonia. There isn't even a joke in there anywhere. I hope you get fucking pneumonia.
That is all.
For some reason, I am just full on condescension and malice tonight. Xanax must not have kicked in yet.