Thursday, December 25, 2008

Happy Birthday, Jesus!

And Merry Christmas to everyone.

Saturday, December 20, 2008


Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,
I don't like you very much. It's nothing personal. It could be because your face makes me very uncomfortable. It is what I like to call "unfortunate looking"; as if your face has been in some kind of unfortunate accident. Or it could be because I never really liked "Sex And The City". The first time I ever saw it, you were wearing a tutu in the middle of New York City and I thought you just escaped from a mental hospital. Is the old looking one suppose to be your mother? Is the red headed lesbian her partner? I just don't get it.
Anyway, that's not why I am writing you. Today while I was at Steve and Barry's, I came across your clothing line BITTEN. I just wanted to thank you because I actually found jeans in my size. Not only were the in my size but they were also on sale. Not only were they in my size and on sale, they make my ass look FANTASTIC.
So, thanks. You made a fat chick really happy today.
All the best,

PS- Because Steve and Barry's is going out of business (which I assume you did single-handedly) everything is 75% off. EVERYTHING.
Mom's newest beau bought two mannequins for his suit of armor and his storm trooper costume. I sincerely wish there was a joke in here somewhere but there isn't. My mom is dating a guy who, for fun, dresses as a storm trooper. I bet he goes to the conventions too.

There's no A in Biology...but there is a B

Well, it happened. The streak is over.
I no longer have a 4.0. Anatomy and Physiology 1 broke me.

You want to know the weirdest thing?

I'm okay.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Psych Final

Just finished my Psychology of Development final. Yep. Nothing like talking about Freud at 7am. I think I did pretty well on it.
I do have a few grips though.
  • Why would you think that the final for your 7am class would start at 7:30? The schedule has been posted online for weeks, sent out in the email by almost every teacher, and the times for the individual classes are on Blackboard. Almost 5 people walked in at 7:20, thinking they were on time. One even said, "We're not late. Ya'll started early.", sweetheart. You're the one that has a fucked up sense of time.
  • if you know the final will be at 7am, and the book store doesn't open until 7:45, why didn't you get a scantron yesterday? Or even on Friday, when the class last met? Next semester, I'm charging for mine. How much is it worth to you?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Iz Undr UrTree...Steeln Ur Prsentz

The old Blue dog under the tree.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Weekend Update

  • I don't care how many times I have seen "Live Free or Die Hard", I will never get tired of seeing Timothy Olyphant. He is without a doubt the sexiest villian ever. I don't know. Something about a totally hot computer hacker hell bent on the distruction of the US must get me all hot and bothered...I seriously hot I don't end up on a government list for saying that.
  • Put the tree up today. Blah.
  • I saw Four Christmases today. Cute. Sorta funny. Really predictable. I'll give it a C.
  • Tomorrow is my last day of class. After that I have 3 days of finals to deal with. I think I'll be okay. :)

Wednesday, December 03, 2008


I downloaded the StumbledUpon bar last week. Best thing ever. Seriously. I've seen more cat videos in the past week than I have in my whole life.
Anyway, I had the bright idea to add myself to the site last night.
I had 48 hits today.
I average 7. On a good day. And two of them are usually me.

My first thought: Oh shit. Now I actually have to write something interesting.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Is there life out there?

[I love that song.]
I thought I should write and tell all of you that I haven't died in some awful textbook incident.
Finals are upon us and I am swamped.
College is like fucking quicksand. At first, you try to be optimistic about it. "Oh, this isn't so bad...someone will come rescue me soon." And before you know it, it's up around your neck and you are freaking the fuck out.
I have class tomorrow, Friday and Monday and then three days of finals.
What's on the agenda for the next three class periods?
  • Anatomy test (central nervous system and the senses)
  • Anatomy lab practical (muscles, central nervous system, and the senses)
  • Psychology presentation...I'm seriously not looking forward to this
  • Three psychology journal entries
  • Two humanities tests
  • Humanities photo project...not so bad
  • Two chapters of Statistics to cover before the final
Oh, God. Help.