I have learned something very important over the past few weeks. There is a HUGE difference between "fresh mint" toothpaste and "cool mint" toothpaste.
Fresh mint is awesome. It tastes good and it makes me want to find someone to make out with so that my good smelling breath isn't wasted. Aaaaa.
But cool mint is the work of the devil. It taste as if a bunch of zookeepers started feeding koalas mint leaves and then packaging the minty koala shit to sell as toothpaste.
So, let's recap:
Fresh mint: Sexy make out inducing freshness.
Cool mint: Nasty satanic koala shit.