Sunday, February 22, 2009

'Hood Watch

Right now, as I type this, my neighbors are screaming at each other in their front yard. It is 12:13 in the morning. I don't know how this started nor am I interested.
All I know is that my neighbor is a total dick.
I let my dog out into the yard and he yelled at me, "Get back in your house!"
Needless to say, I was like, "Woah.......okay." And then I got back into my house. In retrospect, I think I shoudl have said something clever like, "Uh...make me." Or better yet, "How 'bout you get back in your house!?!"
I just can't think that fast on my feet.

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