Location: School, sitting outside the nursing department
Matt: So I signed the panties for her. It is a lot harder to write on underwear than you would think.
Me: Geez, Matt. You may want to say that a little louder. I think there might be a few people downstairs who didn't hear you.
Matt: IT IS A LOT HARDER TO SIGN PANTIES THAN YOU WOULD THINK.
I love male nurses. :-)