why can't you just let the world think you are a prink instead of opening your mouth and proving it? Not sure what happened between you and your ex but Buzzfeed (love it) had done an excellent job taking some of your quotes from a taped phone conversation and having kittens present them.
The kittens are suppose to make it less painful, I imagine.
Have fun getting out of this one, toolbox.
This is my favorite: