Okay, now I know what you are all wondering.
"Hey Estelle. It is a week into the new year...how is that whole "going celibate" thing workin' out for you?"
I have come to the conclusion, dear readers, after a week (actually, more like 2) of having no intimate contact with any man [or woman], I should be just fine....as long as I keep plenty of AA batteries on hand.
[I prefer to say "celibate" rather than "abstinent" because that sounds too much like *absent* and I don't want it to feel like I am missing out on anything.]
I am not a member of the AT&T iPhone club [I ♥ my Android] so I am not sure how accurate the above image is. Totally not my fault if you try to see if your iPhone with autocorrect and you end up accidentally sending the word *GSpot* to one [or all] of your contacts.
Enjoy your weekend, my loves. :-)