I shall post a proper update soon but for now, I am completely s.w.a.m.p.e.d with school.
Our second exam is a week from today [btw: rocked the 1st one] and it is covering a ton of information.
- 12-lead EKGs
- Critical care nursing [hemodynamic monitoring, types of mechanical ventilation, tracheostomies and endotrachial tubes]
- Acute respiratory distress and respiratory failure [chest tube and reading basic chest xrays included]
Not to mention I am sooooo behind in my two history classes [have to keep over 12 credit hours].
But you better believe that next week, after all this exam stuff is over, I will be having a little fun. ;-)
On a totally unrelated note, look what I found:
I think I kind of love it that the first impression people are getting of Word Lust is me telling them to *lighten the fuck up.*
Speaking of "lightening up," I was in lecture today while the teacher was discussing chest tubes and how they are usually attached to low suction. Well, on the tubing there is a valve to stop the flow of fluid. It is called a "stopcock." The professor was demonstrating how it works and she said "This is the stopcop.....cock."
And of course, I bust up giggling at the word *cock*. Awesome. [But it's okay. Because my favorite lesbian classmate did to. Glad to know I am not alone.]
Sorry to all of ya'll who were convinced that I was a mature adult. I still have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.