Two seperate conversations I had today via text message.
[Context: My mother is currently in Florida. Due to be home tomorrow. I do not do drugs or condone the use of them. Just had to put that out there because no doubt someone would get their panties in a twist if I didn't say it. Also, don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.]
Mom: What are you doing, sunshine?
Estelle: Intervenous drugs and unprotected sex with a guy I don't know.
Mom: Some homeless person no doubt.
Estelle: He's not homeless. He makes great money as a drug dealer.
Mom: Oh good. At least he can pay the bills. Haha.
Mom: Have I ever apologized for warping you?
Estelle: Haha. No.
Mom: I do love you. lol
Estelle: I love you too. I am online, eating dinner and having some tea.
Mom: I just finished a bacon cheeseburger and some milk.
Mom: I will make some when I get home.
Estelle: Make some what? Intervenous drugs?
[Context: Talking with a classmate about the oscars.]
Friend: What would you do if Robert Downey Jr was standing in front of you and talking about anything?
Estelle: I would fuck him.
Friend: omg omg omg I love you.
Friend: Hahaha! Anyone else would have been like "idk" but not you!!! Hahaha.
Friend: Omg. I saw him on TV and discovered my libido.